You all are blessed! This post will be our fourth post this month...exceeding the post count of last month, February, and January. Do you feel it?
Okay so this is a list of things that I have learned while living in Rexburg these last four months...
-My BYU-Idaho philosophy is this: Feed off of the popularity and recgonizeableship of Suzi. People see her therefore seeing me, so when I am not with her they know that "one guy" is missing. So I will take this fame and pocket it, then Suz will graduate and I will take over. Thanks Suz.
-Barack Obama needs to steal some ideas from the Coca Bean and implement them into the economic strategies. Whatever that business does they are obviously making money.
-The City of Rexburg needs to choose a new time other than 3:00 am to scrape the streets of snow. Even better they need to choose a new place to do it altogether instead of right under our bedroom window. srrrrrrapppeeee....beep beep beep...scrappppppeeeeee...beep beeep beeeeeep.
-The Plasma center needs to learn how to transport blood samples properly, so I can get back to making 50.00 a week.
-Use the pedestrians to your advantage while crossing a busy intersection in your car. Suz was the best in reminding me when I could go.
-No one told me I would have to scrape the ice from the inside of my car.
-The Students of BYU-I are like lizards. When the sun is out they are everywhere soaking it up. Once that sun hides itself, they are back under their rocks.
-Don't pull out the shorts when its 60 degrees one day. Because the next day there will be 5 inches of snow on the ground and the beeping and scraping starts all over again.
-The entire population of this place LOVES jump rope routines....
-I can never find a close parking spot at Walmart regardless of the time of day.
-Boo Broulims...
-Why didn't we know about Winco sooner.
-Red Box is good on Monday's when its free, or when were renting Twilight. Other than that get your movies at the Public Library.
-I still haven't been to Bear World.
-Rec Sports & Competitive B-ball provided a lot of food for us.
-A nice book case looks a lot better than a card table.
-DI sales way nice N64's with the greatest games. Or game.
-I look better physically when I just workout three days a week compared to all days of the week. Once again thanks Suz.
-Albertsons crazy deals makes no sense. "Buy 18 boxes of this cake mix, 4 boxes of cereal, and a lemon. Then come back in 5 months and you will get these granola bars for a dollar."
-All movies are better when you wait for them to hit the "cheap theaters".
-Students literally turn into monsters during finals week.
-Finding parking at the Hart is hard to find except when Devo starts in a half hour...how does that work?
That's just a taste...hope you like it.
4 comments:
LOVED IT!! I enjoyed everything you had to say and got quite a laugh which I sorely needed today.
You're becoming quite a writer.
LOVE YOU!!!
THIS WHOLE DANG THING CRACKED ME UP! Yeah, it is a good thing you chose writing. You are a natural. TOTALLY funny!
The lizards about killed me!
OH and if I knew you had a WINCO near by I would have told you! I will NEVER move ANYWHERE where there isn't one within an hour! I LOVE LOVE LOVE WINCO!
MWAHHAHAHA! Very good. Good Bye Rexburg. I'll miss you...wait...one more semester. You guys better get ready to hang out with us. We want to do the foil dinners and Rigby lake thing.
HAHA Thats great Douglas!! I agree with all of them!! And you're welcome for the free monday redbox code :) Also I love albertsons sales! I would seriously buy the 20 boxes of cereal if it meant they were only $1.50...how do you think I made it through school? Well I miss you kids! Glad life is going great...glad I'm not in Rexburg!!
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