This is my wonderful and beautiful wife. Here we see her normal with a very contagious smile. However there is always more than meets the eye with my love.....
This is just a sample of what home life is like for the both of us. Here we are enjoying a nice evening at home with our kids...or laundry. You may be asking yourselves, "Why the silly faces?" Well I will tell you. While we were enjoying our relaxing evening, a little monster came out of our heater and snapped this
photogram...obviously this took us both by surprise. Suzi is scared out of her mind and I am not sure what to do. After the monster took the picture he vanished.
Dear Suzi has been diagnosed with the very familiar
TMJ....
dum dum daaa....So how does she take care of it? Well she rigs up this fancy little ice pack
thinga ma jig and freezes her face beyond the point of numbness. Whatever works I guess? She is still very cute!
This one here is similar to the above mentioned one; however there have been some slight
modifications. I am sure you can find these. Point them out and leave a comment with your findings. If you get them correct, you a 12 lucky friends will be going on THE vacation of a lifetime. I will be sending you and your guests to stay with Sarah
Palin for one week...where you will enjoy the commodities of Alaska where you can go out on your back porch and wave to some "sneaky
Russians". How does that sound?
This lady's and gentlemen is a
HEATCAVE. Made by and for Suzi. What you do is you curl up in a little ball underneath your card table and turn the heater up to about 75 degrees. After this position your body like Suzi. Make sure you place your legs correctly so when the heated air hits them it will then flow upwards to the said
heatcave. Doing this for an extended period of time you will soon find yourself in a heated paradise underneath your card table.
This last
photogram is of Suzi trying to lure out the demonic monster than snapped the picture of us. As you can see, Suzi, is "enjoying" the comforts of her
heatcave. Alas this is what we want the little monster to think! You can clearly see that Suzi is prepared and ready to strike once it pops it head out of the heating unit....I have a very brave wife, who feels no pain.
This is just a sample of what home life is like for the both of us. Here we are enjoying a nice evening at home with our kids...or laundry. You may be asking yourselves, "Why the silly faces?" Well I will tell you. While we were enjoying our relaxing evening, a little monster came out of our heater and snapped this photogram...obviously this took us both by surprise. Suzi is scared out of her mind and I am not sure what to do. After the monster took the picture he vanished.
5 comments:
You are the meaning in my life, you are the inspiration. Suzi, this makes me miss you. I'm sad we don't roam the hills like we used to. I fear my feelings for you are quite similar, if not exactly like Tyrel's.
Dave: That is not a heat cave.
High pitched T Rel voice: How did you find my blog!?
Dave: Not important. I'll be to your home to give a powerpoint and in-house demonstration on the correct heat-cavin' methods. Thank you.
Mike: Heat cave violation #465.
TRel: How did you Q-b sneak into my blog!?
Mike: I did a curl route to the left post and ran right into it.
And what I have found is a mockery to the heat cave'n standards as posted in the official guide. I'll be coming along with Smilin to write out a fine of $75 for violation of heat cave standard #465. Cheerio.
Suz, do you really have TMJ? What happened.
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