Thursday, January 22, 2009

Live Blog....sorta

This is a live blog, just like the ones that you find scattered throughout the Internet.
What exactly am I blogging? Well its a Captains Meeting for rec sports here at the good ol Burg. Some may say, "I wonder why he would choose that for a live play-by-play blog?" Well its obvious Suzi is here and she has a role in this meeting. So hold on to your butts it WILL a bumpy ride....I failed to mention the this meeting was for co-ed basketball.

7:55 pm Suzi is drawing a basketball standard and ball on the blackboard. Its amazing the talent this girl has. Glancing around I see that the spectators are enthralled by this. Suzi really has a knack for this. The slow trickle of participants through the door to my right is very distracting.

7:58 Suzi stands at the pulpit with an ere of command. And the people, or what I like to call them "The Lemmings". Are slowly edging forward eager for this highly anticipated captains meeting to get started.

8:01 Now its getting good...the meeting is about to start and I see that Suzi is talking with one of the "higher ups" of rec sports, while working on a computer. The crowd is getting a little antsy...they better get this started, or there will be a revolt on their hands. And if that happens I will get out of here quickly.

8:03 Wow! Only at BYU-Idaho will they begin with prayer...what an atmosphere.

8:04 Suzi just left...no one knows where she went...I don't even know where she went and I am married to her. However, the meeting continues. The feeling in the room is different, I bet it is because Suzi left. It has to be!

8:06 Suzi is still gone. Nothing to exciting is going on , but the suspense is rising. I compare it to a time I had to live blog an enrichment night back at home.

8:09 You guessed it Suzi is still gone. I look down to her fellow co-workers and they look lost and confused. She needs to get back. The room is filling slowly. Rec-Sports need their leader.

8:10 After 6 minutes SUZI IS BACK!!! The feeling in the room is back to normal. The crowd seems more at ease since "The RETURN"

8:12 I am biting my nails. It is almost time for Suzi's performance. I would deem it Oscar worthy.

8:13 Suzi is playing with her lips...she may be nervous, but she looks so poised. I envy her.

8:14 She is sitting on the railing, the nervousness is gone. WOW!

8:14 I know I know....She just yawned. Hang in there Suz.

8:16 A phone just rang in a very quiet atmosphere...and he is getting escorted off the premises. I cheer for the security. That guy should know better.

8:18 She is up here we go....Suzi is discussing the rec sports sportsmanship policy. Her first question...handled it perfectly.

8:19 A silly question was asked and Suzi made the guy look childish. She is talking about Suspensions at the like. Just listening to her makes me quake.

8:21 So commanding yet so nice and inviting. NO TOLERANCE POLICY WITH PROFANITY...that's amazing. If it even sound like it your be punished.

8:22 Makes the crowd laugh with..."if someone actually says shin splints during the game" that was a response to a question that was asked cornering to my post at 8:21.

8:25 Showing how to create a team. One word...Flawless

8:27 Going over some rules now...It took her awhile to get to the screen...kinda an awkward moment.

8:28 She discusses a strategy...that was our strategy. We'll have to have a talk later

8:29 The crowd is beginning to ask stupid questions..."Can I block a girl", "Can I jump on a girls head" you know stuff like that.

8:31 Makes the crowd laugh with some noise that resembles hq8hwchcwLLLYYLL. They loved that.

8:33 The meeting is over...Never mind more questions. You know that these questions were answered earlier. If only they listened.

8:35 meeting ends.....And it was Oscar worthy.

2 comments:

Idaho GRITS said...

Ok, so I just found your blog via Carlee's, and oh my gosh. Soooo funny! Tyrel, I love your play-by-play of the captain's meeting...definitely funnier since I was actually there. And you're totally right, Suzi delivered a flawless performance!
This made my day :)

Sallie

Ann Marie said...

Oh man...that was more intense than the fire at the circus...I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!! I'm glad that Suzi is always there to save the day!! She's a superhero!